DC Regrets Showing Batman's Penis in NSFW Comic

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iStock/andylid

Late last month, more than just comic book fans were in complete shock at a certain DC issue. The Batman comic saw the Caped Crusader going ​​full frontal in an uncensored, NSFW, and totally jarring sight for Black Label.

Batman: Damned #1, written by Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo, revealed Batman showing his
penis and bare behind, after he finds himself suffering from amnesia and having to be scanned by the Batcomputer in the nude. (Click here for the completely uncensored pics.)

Soon after the issue was released, DC apparently regretted the inclusion, and decided to censor the full-frontal issues, according to ​The Hollywood Reporter. However, 115,000 print copies showing Bruce Wayne's manhood were already making their rounds.

"It’s something we wished never happened, because it really took the attention away from what we thought was quality storytelling, and that’s not the way we see this imprint," DC Entertainment co-publisher Dan DiDio ​said at New York Comic Con about the incident.

A source told THR that the uncensored version did not add anything to the story, which led to
the decision for it to be removed in future printings.

It's safe to say this will probably be the last time we ever see Batman's manparts via comic books—but then again, who knows? We've seen it all now.

James Cameron Directed Entourage's Aquaman, But He Could Never Direct the Real One

Tommaso Boddi, Getty Images for AMC
Tommaso Boddi, Getty Images for AMC

Oscar-winning director James Cameron is no stranger to CGI. With movies like Avatar under his belt, you’d expect Cameron to find a particular sort of enjoyment in special effects-heavy movies like James Wan's Aquaman. But Cameron—who directed the fictional version of Aquaman featuring fictional movie star Vinnie Chase in the very real HBO series Entourage—has a little trouble with suspension of disbelief.

In a recent interview with Yahoo!, Cameron said that while he did enjoy Aquaman, he would never have been able to direct the movie itself because of its lack of realism.

"I think it’s great fun,” Cameron said. “I never could have made that film, because it requires this kind of total dreamlike disconnection from any sense of physics or reality. People just kind of zoom around underwater, because they propel themselves mentally, I guess, I don’t know. But it’s cool! You buy it on its own terms.”

"I’ve spent thousands of hours underwater," the Titanic director went on to say. "While I can enjoy that film, I don’t resonate with it because it doesn’t look real.”

While Aquaman was shot on a soundstage, Cameron will be employing state-of-the-art technology that will allow him to actually be underwater while shooting underwater scenes for his upcoming Avatar sequels.

[h/t Yahoo!]

New Avengers Fan Theory Suggests Doctor Strange Was Stuck in a 5000-Year Time Loop

Marvel Studios
Marvel Studios

With Avengers: Infinity War being one of the most complicated films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe so far, it's to be expected that—nearly a year after its original release—fans are still rabidly analyzing each and every scene to come up with plausible theories for hidden storylines. One Redditor did just that and realized something potentially major.

CleverD3vil took to Reddit to share his discoveries after analyzing one of Doctor Strange’s most memorable scenes in Infinity War. The scene in question, as fans will remember, sees Strange look forward in time 14,000,605 times, in order to find every possible scenario in which the Avengers face off against Thanos. Benedict Cumberbatch’s character then tells Iron Man that there is only one future where the heroes win.

CleverD3vil theorized that if Strange were to watch every possible scenario, he would have—at the very least—had to watch all of the events that went down in Infinity War. If you take the movie's three-hour runtime and multiply it by that 14,000,605 number, that would give Strange more than 42 million hours of scenarios to review. Since there are 8760 hours in a year, that would mean that Strange spent roughly 4795 years just viewing the possible outcomes. (The fan rounded that total up to 5000 on Reddit.) That's a lot of years, and a lot of time for Doctor Strange to work out how to best use his powers to help fight Thanos.

"In those 5000 years, [Strange] would have learned a sh** ton of things," the Redditor writes, "and this is how he could even put up a fight with Thanos with different kind of powers and [e]specially without the stone."

Although Doctor Strange ultimately disintegrates at the hands of Thanos’s snap in Infinity War, we’re assuming we’ll see him again come Avengers: Endgame. If this theorist is onto something, perhaps Strange could be ready to use his powers once more in the next inevitable battle against the Mad Titan.

Avengers: Endgame hits theaters on April 26, 2019.

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