20 Funny Valentine's Day Cards to Give Your Loved Ones

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Show how much you care by giving your loved one the gift of laughter.

1. SWEAR YOUR LOVE; $9

So excited for the holiday that you can't filter your cursing? Then this uncensored card is for you (the black bar is not printed on the card).

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2. THE PERFECT MATCH; $4

Found a fiery love affair online? Send them a punny card to celebrate the sparks the two of you share.

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3. WOOF; $4

Dachshund lovers will get a kick out of this artful card from Paper Source.

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4. PIZZA PARTY; $5

No robot is more charming than the friendly BMO from the popular cartoon Adventure Time.

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5. THEY'RE NOT FOR EVERYONE; $5

For some people, a festive treat; for others, heart-shaped chalk.

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6. PERFECT WITH A BOX OF EGGOS; $5

Valentine's Day can be a little spooky with a Stranger Things-themed card.

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7. TAKE IT SLOW; $4

Not ready to say "I love you"? A simple "I love... hanging with you" will suffice for now.

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8. MATHEMATICAL; $5

This nerdy card is a great option for your favorite math lover.

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9. I—GASP—LOVE—WHEEZE—YOU; $4

Couple this card with a pocket protector and it's the perfect gift.

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10. NETFLIX OR HULU?; $4

After the 20th episode of 30 Rock, it might really seem like you've been on the couch forever.

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11. A LOVE LIKE NONE-OTTER; $5

Did you know that otters fall asleep holding hands so they don't drift apart? These affectionate little animals should be the holiday's official mascots.

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12. PASS THE CHOCOLATE; $4

Let's be honest: The best part of being in a committed relationship is not having to worry about your appearance. Celebrate the holiday with a third scoop of ice cream and this card.

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